CPO

Cost Per Orgasm

One number. One verdict. Be honest.

Money spent ($)All of it. Yes, that too.

Hours investedDates, texting, overthinking, explaining them to friends.

Emotional effort (1–10)

Texts sentEstimate. Round up. You know to round up.

Actual orgasmsThe denominator.

per orgasm

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